...and I'm back in the UK. In London. Damn London. Updates coming soon, I promise.

A long time ago we used to be friends, but I haven't thought of you lately at all

Only a few Spaniards turned up to the beach on Tuesday night..coughcough.

Everytime I spend a night in the airport I tell myself I will never do it again, and yet I do. A Valencian beach fiesta, churros, a flight to London and 48hrs with no sleep later...Te gets told off by the police for falling asleep on a bench in Hyde Park. Please stop all the classy; maybe they wouldn't have minded if I hadn't thrown my empty beer cans at them and asked where I could find a soup kitchen...