People leave their cars in the middle of the sidewalk with the hazard lights on, while they buy alochol/cigarettes/chocolate.
Walking to work is stressful due to the amount of dog shit on the footpaths.
Men make 'come here kitty cat' noises when girls walk by and don't get punched/any reaction.
There are condoms and lubricant in the vending machine outside the DVD store, right next to the chocolate bars and packets of chips. Confusing.
14/15 year olds have never heard of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Problem.
Whether cars stop for you at pedestrian crossings seems to depend on the mood of the driver.
The stores stock duvets but not duvet covers. WTF?
The Christmas decorations are up.
Peoples' watches run 15-60 minutes slower than the real time.
They think drinking coke with vanilla ice cream is weird.