Yesterday in one of my classes:
Students are doing an activity and three girls are chatting in Spanish.
Te: Girls! You know the rules, you can talk but it must be in English.
Girls: *All roll eyes* okay okay, teacher.
Girl 1: So what do you do on last weekend?
Girl 2: All day I was being with my boyfriend
Girl 1: How 'being'?
Girl 2: passing time
Girl 1: Oh i thought, the sex
Girl 3: How long you have dated your boyfriend?
Girl 2: six months
Girl 1: And you have....?
Girl 2: no! I am only 14, we are all the time kissing. I am not 18, or 16.
Te: * is silently impressed with student's maturity*
Girl 1 and 3: Only kissing? * laughter*
Te: Oooookayyyyyyyyyyy. Time for a silent activity.
Teenagers. For a second I thought I was back in 2002.