Now hang me up to dry, you wrung me out too many times

Photo: Timothy Barnes

Dear douchebagjerkfacefucktardknobhead,

You no longer have an effect on me. I no longer over analyse. I am no longer mad when you don't email. Can't you just stay away? I would like to continue going through life believing I have a heart of stone. I'm rather proud of the fact that more than one person says that Jet's 'Cold Hard Bitch' reminds them of me. Don't ask me who these people are, you don't know them.

Please stop liking me (or whatever it is you're doing), it's pathetic and you do it really badly.

Te

PS: I despise you even more for inspiring this post. Twat.