I've realised people have so many misconceptions about me. My friends were shocked when I got into childcare and teaching because they assumed I hated kids, which is totally not true, it's almost impossible to hate children (when you're being paid to like them). Joooking. Also, people have called me a feisty bitch who doesn't let anyone bother her, totally untrue - well the 'doesn't let anyone bother her' part anyway. I am a delicate flower; my Starbucks manager used to call me a 'Venus flytrap' whenever I told her that. Bitch. Also not sure why everyone thinks I hate men, nope don't hate em, why would I hate them? Just because every nice thing they say has an ulterior motive? That's the quality I love about them, they're reliable, preDICKtable. Ha! Gawd I'm funny. Yeah, I started writing an about me page...this isn't going to be it. Epic fail.